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Hardwood Flooring Installation
29 Apr 2008
"My brother installed hardwood floors in his house after the carpet got ruined. One of his friends was staying over and was drunk. He left the bathtub running for several hours. Now the dog can't get any traction as he tries to run across the living room.
That is gold you should use that."
-orual
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Lyrics
the other day i carpeted the floor so when i don't wear shoes it would not freeze me any more all was going well until some guys came round to drink and one of them, in haste, mistook our bathtub for a sink ---- CHORUS he did not turn the tap off and the bathtub overflowed the water leaked right out and flooded most of my abode i had to get new floors installed and carpet is not cheap so now the dog falls over on our hardwood in a heap ---- it was just a little get-together harmless so it seemed the possibility of damage i had not forseen but bathtubs are notoriously tempting to the drunk and for this ghastly oversight it seems my house was sunk ---- CHORUS ----