What I Created
4 Jul 2008
"We request a song about when you put too much milk in scrambled eggs and you think you got away with it but the milk seeps out like milky amniotic fluid from a pregnant lady all over your plate and it ruins breakfast"
-Faith & Nick
This track is a part of Volume 1 of Music for the Blind, which is complete.
You can download the whole volume, in the format of your choice, from here.
Lyrics
when i try to cook i always fail i always go wrong even the most simple dishes prove in the kitchen i don't belong try and try again, i will, but i always make mistakes ham and salad, chips and beans and prime beef sirloin stakes now i'll try to do the simplest dish that i can think of all i need to have is egg and milk and salt and oil but still i wonder if i'll fail i wonder if the egg will set right and as i put the milk in i'm distracted by the light ---- CHORUS i thought i'd get get away with it but it seems that i did not and now my breakfast is a wreck now my egg is leaking and now my plate is covered in it amniotic fluid milk resembles i admit it was just a bit too much and now the egg is far too thin scrambled eggs need just a touch and so again i must begin i fail at food nothing i can do when i try to cook away you look ---- ruined as it is i must accept what i created and i must try to save it from the horror that awaits for if i don't i will have wasted it and i don't want do do that for i would be to blame and i would never live it down ---- CHORUS ---- now it is complete and my creation sits before me it looks horrific looks like sin but for all its flaws it floors me