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JOE BLOGGS
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"I'll pay you a quid to make a song about about how awesome I am, but it have to be done in an hour and you have to mention the illuminati, godzilla, mothra and trolls(not internet, norweigian) and the x-file"
-Joe Bloggs (paid)
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joe there is no way i could ever be as awesome as you 
moulder and scully agree - godzilla's got less chance than me 

the immuminati have decided
that mothra's just a troll
and you owe me some money now
and you owe me some money now